<~~Aakashzep~~> Ha Ha Haaaaaa

 

Santa Banta ko 2 bomb mile, Santa: chal police ko de k aate hain. Banta: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? Santa: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha Sana 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Santa: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Santa: Phone karte waqt Man: Santa jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Santa: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Santa: To A/C on kar leta hun A Banta prays daily for 2 hours, "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade." After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le" Ek Sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Santa says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" Santa: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Santa: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai. Santa: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? Banta: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Santa : Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon has rahe ho? Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.     Krishna        Leave "something" for"someone"  but     never leave"someone" for "something"  bcuz.in life        "something" will leave you   but        "someone" will always be with you

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