[GarjaMaharashtraMaza] NOW, THAT'S CALLED MARATHI CONFIDENCE!!

 

 

BARACK  Obama was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. 'Hello, Mr. Obama!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Ganya from Pachora, District Jalgaoan, Maharashtra .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!' 'Well, Ganya,' Obama replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army?' 'Right now,' said Ganya, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the govinda. That makes eight.' Obama paused. 'I must tell you, Ganya that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.' 'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Ganya. 'I'll have to ring you back!' Sure enough, the next day, Ganya called again. 'Mr. Obama, it is Ganya, I'm calling from Pachora  STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment.' 'And what equipment would that be, Ganya?' Obama asked. 'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.' Obama sighed. 'I must tell you, Ganya, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.' 'Oh teri....' said Ganya. 'I'll have to get back to you.' Sure enough, Ganya rang again the next day. 'Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne.... .. We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malkapur have joined us as well!' Obama was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Ganya, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!' 'Tera bhala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.' Sure enough, Ganya called again the next day. 'Kiddan, Mr.Obama! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.' 'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Obama. 'Why the sudden change of heart?' 'Well,' said Ganya, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of WADA PAV 's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!!' NOW, THAT'S CALLED MARATHI CONFIDENCE!!    Don’t remove LInk from footer while forwarding Join http://platinum4you.in/french-bulldogs/ for more   Tasech jar tumhala ha vinod avadla tar mala marathit translate karu patahval

 

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